Alabama: "Bear wrestling matches are prohibited."
Alaska: "In Juneau, Flamingo owners are prohibited from bringing their pet into a barber shop."
Akansas: "It's against the law to honk a car horn at a sandwich shop after 9pm."
Arizona: "It's illegal to refuse a person a glass of water."
California: "In El Monte, it is illegal to own a pinball machine."
Colorado: "In Boulder, it's illegal to taunt or insult a police office until he or she asks you to stop."
Connecticut: "In Meriden, it's prohibited to use a bean whistle in public."
Delaware: "It's illegal to show an A rated movie at drive-in theatres."
Florida: "It's illegal to sell your children."
Georgia: "It's illegal for bars to run 2-for-1 deals on alcoholic drinks."
Hawaii: "You cannot have more than one alcoholic drink in front of you at one time."
Indiana: "It's against the law to catch a fish with your bare hands."
Kentucky: "In Fort Thomas, dogs are prohibited from chasing people or other animals."
Massachusetts: "In Cambridge, a $50 permit is required to play soccer in the park on Sunday."
Montana: "In Billings, it's illegal to own a pet rat."
New York: "It's illegal for a group of people to wear masks in public."
Rhode Island: "It's illegal to race horses on the highway."
South Dakota: "It's illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory."
Tennessee: "It's illegal to share your netflix password with others."
Wyoming: "It's illegal to use a firearm to fish."