This summer, a new crop of college students graduated and officially entered the adult world – but these kids look like they’ve never been more bored in their lives.
“The future is in your hands.”
“This is the first day of the rest of your lives.”
“The world is your oyster.”
“Now you stand at the threshold of tomorrow.”
“The skills you learned here shall guide you in everything you do.”
“During your tenure here, I’m sure you’ve made lifelong friendships.”
“What shall your legacy here be?”
“Education is not a destination, it is a journey.”
“You came here to learn, now you go forth to serve.”
“The struggle you’re in today is developing the strength you need for tomorrow.”
“Always follow your dreams.”
“After all, you are the creator of your own destiny.”
Bonus: Even Supreme Court Justices need a little nap – who cares you’re in a joint session of Congress.