She’s shocked to find out her husband is leaving her and it’s because dinner smelled and he’d had enough.
Imagine being a newly wed bride, and coming home to find this note on the counter:
Dinner tasted awful
And it smelled
So I am leaving you
I have to just go
I have taken all my things
Just can’t stand you
I won’t be back
I have had enough
Enjoy your Life
This happened to a friend of Reddit user proudlyhumble, who posted it to the site.
But then the new wife saw another smaller slip of paper. Putting the two together, she realized it was a love letter:
Dinner tasted awful | ly good!
And it smelled | great.
So I am leaving you | a note
I have to just go | to the library
I have taken all my things | I need to study
Just can’t stand you | r being gone
I won’t be back | until 8 p.m.
I have had enough | dinner. Thanks
Enjoy your Life | cereal as a snack
Goodbye. | Love,
We’ll say this for the guy who wrote the note – he better have a really comfortable couch in his home.